Ah Beng, The Bus Driver

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Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus
for a day trip to Pulau Ketam. Sitting right behind the driver's seat
is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma
Sue is happily munching away. In the middle of the road trip, Grandma
Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him....

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat
peanut, ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes
down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat
peanut, ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!' . To make the story short,
this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma
Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No.. no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah
ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around
the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'